Grad Giggler Pillows

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Teacher and students.

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Put 'er there!"

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'