Academic Giggler Pillows

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Subatomic particles

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Hard or soft science?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Undergraduate and don

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

The institute.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

'It needs more punctuation.'

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

"You said you wanted me to show you a better school report..."