Graduation Gigglers Mugs

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

School of Baristas

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'Do you have one called Job?'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate