Graduate Club Gifts

Jobs for graduates

"Make a lot of money."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lounging by the pool

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Good Luck!

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Hear me, Graduates!

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

Niche Extracurriculars

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

When English majors become waiters.

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Debate Club Note

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Student Debt.

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."