Graduate Club Gifts

Jobs for graduates

"Make a lot of money."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Graduates on their phones

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Lounging by the pool

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Good Luck!

'You have failed on all counts...'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

Niche Extracurriculars

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

When English majors become waiters.

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Debate Club Note

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Graduate

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."