Graceful Gum Chewer Gifts

"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Ice skater

Bubble gum leaves

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Treble

Sidewalk Ballet

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Bubble gum kid

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Wine not?"

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Ballerina and the light switch.

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

Young child saying grace

Arabesque ballet dancer.

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

Ballerina drying her laundry

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Football coaches get up to mischief

Grand Plie in Second Position

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

Bubblegum dentures...