Chewing Gum Gifts

Gum Heaven

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Football coaches get up to mischief

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Got any cud flavour?'

Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Albania outlaws chewing gum.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Bubblegum dentures...

Bubble gum kid

Bubble gum leaves

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"Dad, have you seen my chewing gum?"

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Squeaker Trophies

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

Cow chewing bubble gum.

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

"You'd think that manager's wife would order him not to chew with his mouth open!"

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"