Chewing Gum Collector Gifts

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Silence of the Chickens...

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Jesus and the Peeps

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Bubble gum kid

A complimentary biscuit

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Steroids."

Halloween.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Chocolate Easter Bunnies multiplying

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

My folks keep all the good stuff over the fridge! Chips, pop, candy, wine...'

Happy Halloween.