Gum Chewer Gifts

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

With and without chewing gum.

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'Spit that gum out, Kovaleski! -- You know you're no good at multitasking!'

Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business.

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

Bubble gum leaves

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Bubble gum kid

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'All those in favor...'

Is there life after digestion?

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

Football coaches get up to mischief

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

Bubblegum dentures...

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"