Gum Chewers Gifts

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

Bubble gum leaves

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

Bubble gum kid

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'All those in favor...'

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

Is there life after digestion?

Football coaches get up to mischief

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

Bubblegum dentures...

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"You'd think that manager's wife would order him not to chew with his mouth open!"

'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'