Gum Chewing Gifts

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

12 year-old boy sticks gum on 1.5 million dollar painting,

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Bubble gum kid

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"Dad, have you seen my chewing gum?"

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Football coaches get up to mischief

Bubblegum dentures...

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"