Gum Chewing Gifts

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

12 year-old boy sticks gum on 1.5 million dollar painting,

Bubble Gum Farms.

Bubble gum leaves

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Nicotine Gum

Bubble gum kid

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"Dad, have you seen my chewing gum?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Football coaches get up to mischief

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'