Gum Gifts

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Dentist Training School.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Bubble gum kid

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"Dad, have you seen my chewing gum?"

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'All those in favor...'

"Careful...she bites."

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Football coaches get up to mischief

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

Bubblegum dentures...

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

Cow chewing bubble gum.