Gum Gifts

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Dentist Training School.

Bubble gum kid

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Dad, have you seen my chewing gum?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'All those in favor...'

"Careful...she bites."

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Football coaches get up to mischief

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'