Graceful Gum Chewer Mugs

"Mom, do I have to say grace before chewing bubblegum?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Treble

Sidewalk Ballet

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Bubble gum kid

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

"Wine not?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Young child saying grace

Arabesque ballet dancer.

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Ballerina drying her laundry

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

Football coaches get up to mischief

Grand Plie in Second Position

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'