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"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Secret Service Dogs

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

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What security flaw?

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

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"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

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