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"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Secret Service Dogs

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

What security flaw?

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'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

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"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

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"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."