Government Cynic Pillows

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'