Policy Cynic Pillows

'He's an inspiration to us all -- he evaded the draft, taxes, AND questions.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

UK border controls relaxed.

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

The wrecking crew!

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.