Gourmet Gurus Gifts

Looking for a gift for your gourmet guru friend or family member? Explore our selection of witty and charming products designed for those passionate about cooking, tasting, and culinary adventures. These gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their culinary pursuits, making every cooking session or tasting event even more special. From fun mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to celebrate their gastronomic enthusiasm.

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Never mix business and pleasure.

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"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?" mockup

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

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"House red, sir?"

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'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight. mockup

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

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The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind! mockup

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

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'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.' mockup

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

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"I was with you right up to the cumin." mockup

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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Counting ribs

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Will you have a Sphinx?"

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on." mockup

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie." mockup

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?" mockup

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'." mockup

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

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"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?" mockup

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

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'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...' mockup

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?" mockup

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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Gourmet Gurus Gifts Collection

Gourmet Gurus Mugs

Explore our collection of gourmet guru mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their day and celebrate their culinary passion.

Gourmet Gurus Pillows

Browse our pillows designed for food lovers and culinary creatives. Perfect for adding personality and comfort to their favorite spaces.

Gourmet Gurus Prints

Find inspiring and playful prints for gourmet gurus that capture their culinary enthusiasm and add charm to their home or kitchen.

Gourmet Gurus T-Shirts

Discover witty and fun t-shirts for gourmet gurus — ideal for those who love to cook, taste, and share their culinary adventures with style.