"Call this cordon bleu?"
Gourmet Kitchen Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for the gourmet kitchen guru? From humorous kitchenware to creative prints, our collection offers something to inspire every passionate cook. Surprise the culinary artist who turns every meal into a masterpiece with quirky mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints that celebrate their love for gourmet cooking. Whether they’re a professional chef or a passionate home cook, our products will brighten their kitchen and inspire their culinary adventures.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Domestic Superheroes!!
Counting ribs
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'
"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"I come here for the pepper."
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
French wine
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
"It comes with a small Greek salad."
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
Gourmet Kitchen Guru Gifts Collection
Gourmet Kitchen Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for the gourmet kitchen guru—perfect for coffee, tea, or a humorous kitchen quote that shares their passion.
Gourmet Kitchen Guru Pillows
Relax and add personality to their culinary space with our clever pillows, perfect for couches, chairs, or kitchen nooks.
Gourmet Kitchen Guru Prints
Brighten their kitchen or dining room with eye-catching prints celebrating their love of gourmet cooking, blending humor and art effortlessly.
Gourmet Kitchen Guru T-Shirts
Discover playful and stylish t-shirts that showcase the gourmet cook in your life—ideal for everyday wear or kitchen fun.