Gourmet Frogs Gifts

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

What's the insect de jour?

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

The Perfect Garden.

Four Star Meal

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"