Gourmet Frogs T-Shirts

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

What's the insect de jour?

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

The Perfect Garden.

Four Star Meal

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."