Gothic Philosophy Lover Pillows

Carpe Noctem

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vampire Bat

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cybergoth.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Four Horsemen.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'