Gothic Philosophy Lover Pillows

Carpe Noctem

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The lonely figure

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Vampire Bat

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cybergoth.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Four Horsemen.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."