Gothic Image Lover Pillows

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Raven in Flight

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cybergoth.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Vincent Van Goth.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Four Horsemen.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Goblin and the Sexton

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe

Janet Leigh caricature