Gothic Guardians Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the fierce and mysterious vibe of gothic guardians? Explore our collection of unique items that celebrate strength, protection, and a touch of dark elegance. Perfect for those who stand tall in their own shadow, our products blend humor and attitude, making every gift memorable. Whether for a protector, a friend, or yourself, find something that speaks to your gothic soul.

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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?' mockup

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

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The Jeopardy of Progress

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"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?" mockup

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

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Edgar Allen Poe

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"He likes it."

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Deaths from Coronavirus

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"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?" mockup

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

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Giant Monster in Bath

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"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in." mockup

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

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"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time." mockup

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling." mockup

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

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The Bearskin Hat Family

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'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.' mockup

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

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'You must be Jimmy's father . . .' mockup

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

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'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!' mockup

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

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'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.' mockup

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

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Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!' mockup

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

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'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.' mockup

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

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"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!" mockup

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

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