Gothic Dining Pillows

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Date Night

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Cybergoth.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Happy Valentine's Day

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Transylvanian Snails.