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"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Ten out of ten for effort...

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Date Night

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Vincent Van Goth.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Transylvanian Snails.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'