Goth To Beach Gifts

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

Emo

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Do you have it in black?'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

New Romantic

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

An Emoo.

Emo Snail