Goth To Beach Prints

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

An Emoo.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

New Romantic

Early Goths.

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Emo Snail

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'