Gospel Guppies Gifts

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Father

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'It helps with reception.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Walking on Water

Thomas Dorsey.

School of Fish

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

The First Supper

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'You called for tech support?'

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"Be still and know that I am cod."

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

"Honk if you know Jesus."

I love Tropical Fish

Dogma

"No, a question period will not follow!"

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'