Giddyup Guru Gifts

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Candid Camera store.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"More helium."

We stock ALL sizes...

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Acupuncture clinic

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

Cartoon computer

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Robert the Brucie.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Tragedy and Material