Goose Fashionista Gifts

"My mom is French Canadian."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Hats and Food

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Skinhead guppy.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Museum of dog memorabilia

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Sun. Rain.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Not the funky chicken?'