Goose Fashionista Gifts

"My mom is French Canadian."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Hats and Food

Dog Dressed to Eat

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

S**t Threw a Goose

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Skinhead guppy.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Museum of dog memorabilia

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Sun. Rain.