Good Reads Pillows

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Multi-Generational Books

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Government and Opposition

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

The following story is based on actual events.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

"Trump is president! The sky is falling!!"

Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Breaking news: Common Sense is Declaring a Panicdemic

News and Magazines. Legal News. A defendant was freed by a loophole in a law. The statute of liberty.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

As the Dryer Spins

Unreliable Narrator

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"