Good Reads Gifts

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Multi-Generational Books

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Government and Opposition

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....

Breaking news: Common Sense is Declaring a Panicdemic

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

"Trump is president! The sky is falling!!"

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

As the Dryer Spins

"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."

Unreliable Narrator

"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"

"I get my news online...none of that fake stuff for me..."