"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."
Good Reads Gifts
Looking for a gift for a book lover? Our 'Good Reads' collection offers humorous and heartfelt products that celebrate the joy of reading. From mugs to prints, find charming items that speak to their literary passion and make every bookish moment special.
Multi-Generational Books
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
Government and Opposition
'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"
'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"
"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."
Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?
The following story is based on actual events.
"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."
'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'
Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!
'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'
"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector
'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'
What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.
"Trump is president! The sky is falling!!"
Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....
"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."
Breaking news: Common Sense is Declaring a Panicdemic
News and Magazines. Legal News. A defendant was freed by a loophole in a law. The statute of liberty.
"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."
"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."
'Night sweats, what night sweats?'
"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."
"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"
As the Dryer Spins
Unreliable Narrator
Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf
"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."
"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"
Good Reads Gifts Collection
Good Reads Mugs
Explore our full range of book-themed mugs—perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate while diving into a new story.
Good Reads Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows adorned with bookish quotes and illustrations—add charm to any reading corner.
Good Reads Prints
View our selection of literary prints—ideal for decorating the home of any dedicated reader.
Good Reads T-Shirts
Browse our collection of literary-inspired t-shirts—perfect for casual days filled with reading and relaxation.