"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."
Good Reads T-Shirts
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Multi-Generational Books
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
Government and Opposition
'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"
'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"
"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."
Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?
The following story is based on actual events.
"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."
'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'
Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!
'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'
"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector
'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'
What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.
"Trump is president! The sky is falling!!"
Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....
"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."
Breaking news: Common Sense is Declaring a Panicdemic
News and Magazines. Legal News. A defendant was freed by a loophole in a law. The statute of liberty.
"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."
"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."
'Night sweats, what night sweats?'
"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."
"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"
As the Dryer Spins
Unreliable Narrator
Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf
"I thought you said there's nothing significant in the paper anymore..."
"These dang-blasted gofer holes are a real nuisance, Zeke!"
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