Motivational Reads Pillows

"Well, to me, it sounds like a classic case of 'Tall Poppy Syndrome'..."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I think I can". (train)

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"You can do it!"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Live, laugh, love

Carrot & nose on sticks.

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

New Year Revolution

'How long have I worked here? Since the day they threatened to fire me.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"I'd like to be more of a leader than a follower."

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

Chicken Affirmations