Good News Seeker Gifts

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

'Tonight's news is so bad, we're just going to do half an hour of happy talk instead....'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Truth

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

Fear of news.

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Turkey, present day...