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'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

'Tonight's news is so bad, we're just going to do half an hour of happy talk instead....'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Truth

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Information...political rhetoric

Fear of news.

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"