Good Times Seeker Gifts

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Joe has been partying hard!'

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'I love rock festivals!'