Good Times Seeker Gifts

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Too much monkey business...

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Call me!"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I love rock festivals!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Turn Down For What.