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'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Diary of a DNA Cop

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"It was me who did it!"

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Arrest of La Tuta

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Emotional blackmail.'