Good Cop, Bad Cop Enthusiast Prints

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"It was me who did it!"

Arrest of La Tuta

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Emotional blackmail.'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement