Golfing Diplomat T-Shirts

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

Playground reputation.

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Militant Pacifists

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

EU

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Landing That Tough Account

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

Putin's Russia