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"I don't have a problem with bullies. I tell them my mom's a lawyer and they leave me alone."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'I don't care whether you think it's an affront to your 'Human Rights', I still want you to go to the naughty corner!'

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

Playground reputation.

"It's not tattling. I prefer to call it providing intel."

"Face it Tyler, you're going to have to walk back those comments about Andrew's mom."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Little boys

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Landing That Tough Account

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Riding the statue.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'