Fishing Diplomat T-Shirts

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Landing That Tough Account

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Bipartisan.

"Is this the table with a complaint?"

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Good duck, bad duck.

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"There, are you happy?"

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

'First, let me tell you what i don't want.' Most cases of food poisoning can be avoided by being a little nicer to the waiter.

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

"I thought we had agreed, no lawyers!"

"Hey, this is on me!"

"One of our greatest minds in restaurant criticism."

"Ignore that, Mrs. Schmidt, it's the oldest trick in their book!"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?