"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"
Golfing Diplomat Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a golfing diplomat? Our collection features clever, elegantly designed items that blend their passion for golf with their diplomatic finesse. Whether they’re on the course or at home, these gifts add a touch of humor and class. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make a thoughtful and fun statement, perfect for honoring their dual interests.
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'We can't go on meeting like this'.
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'
"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"
"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"
Playground reputation.
'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'
Militant Pacifists
'Ok - I'm reaching out!'
Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm
EU
'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."
"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"
Landing That Tough Account
More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan
'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
'A Telegram, M'Lord.'
"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."
"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"
'Oh, yes, you will get off!'
"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."
"I'm about ready to forgive the French."
Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'
'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'
"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"
Juncker: He Had a Dream...
Putin's Russia
Golfing Diplomat Gifts Collection
Golfing Diplomat Mugs
Discover more witty and stylish mugs tailored for your golfing diplomat. Perfect for daily use or display, our mugs make every coffee break special.
Golfing Diplomat Pillows
Check out our playful and elegant pillows designed for golf enthusiasts and diplomats alike. They’re perfect for adding comfort and personality to any space.
Golfing Diplomat Prints
Browse our unique art prints that capture the spirit of golf and diplomacy. Ideal for decorating their office or living room with a personal touch.
Golfing Diplomat T-Shirts
Explore a range of fun and fashionable t-shirts that celebrate your golfing diplomat's interests. Great for casual outings or as a thoughtful gift.