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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Obama

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

Putin's Russia

The Normandy Quartet

Nuclear deal balance

Europe

more socialism in Cuba

Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty

EU

Libya: spOILs of war?

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Ukraine Crisis

Militant Pacifists

Walking in Blood

Putin and the EU

NATO and Putin

Brexit

'Well, so much for trading land for peace.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"… Breaking news out of North Korea—spoiler alert, it's not good."

Foreign Policy Mysteries Revealed!

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan

Invasions Are Only Bad When Russia Does Them

'Today the UN issued sanctions against Iran, and Iran issued a fatwa against the UN.'

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

'...leave your name and number, our weapons of mass destruction will get back to your weapons of mass destruction...'

'Technically, it's a middle east ceasefire, but all parties can still hurl insults at each other.'

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

Britain votes no to Syria intervention.

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'