Amateur Diplomat T-Shirts

Celebrate their diplomatic ambitions with our charming t-shirts. Designed for the creative diplomat in training, these tees blend humor and style, making every conversation a bit more fun.

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"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!" mockup

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

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"Nation-building never works."

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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine mockup

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"National security adviser"

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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America." mockup

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity." mockup

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch." mockup

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

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'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.' mockup

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

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"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up." mockup

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

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'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.' mockup

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

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AUKUS Deal Annoys France

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'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!' mockup

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

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Kim-Putin Summit

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Militant Pacifists

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Obama visits Mexico

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'We think he has a future in politics.' mockup

'We think he has a future in politics.'

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Conflict In Palestine

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"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

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'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...' mockup

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

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Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other. mockup

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

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'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.' mockup

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

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'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?' mockup

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

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Munich Security Conference

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Pawn Stars

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"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' " mockup

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

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Amateur Diplomat T-Shirts Collection

Amateur Diplomat Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate your amateur diplomat? Explore our collection of witty and charming mugs that make every coffee break a diplomatic moment.

Amateur Diplomat Pillows

Comfort meets diplomacy with our playful pillows. Ideal for sprucing up their space while showing off their diplomatic spirit in style.

Amateur Diplomat Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring prints. These clever designs celebrate the art of diplomacy and create a motivating environment for any aspiring diplomat.