Wannabe Diplomat T-Shirts

Dress up your aspiring diplomat in style! Our witty and stylish t-shirts are perfect for showcasing their ambitions with humor and confidence.

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Iran shoots itself.

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity." mockup

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

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'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.' mockup

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

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"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis." mockup

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?" mockup

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

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"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up." mockup

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

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'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.' mockup

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

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AUKUS Deal Annoys France

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Militant Pacifists

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'We think he has a future in politics.' mockup

'We think he has a future in politics.'

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Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other. mockup

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?' mockup

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

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"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?" mockup

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

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My First Boat

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'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!' mockup

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

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"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!" mockup

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

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"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!" mockup

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

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"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French." mockup

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

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"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy." mockup

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

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'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!' mockup

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

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Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace' mockup

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!" mockup

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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Juncker: He Had a Dream...

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Rumors of war...rumors of peace.

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Putin's Russia

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'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.' mockup

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

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Ukraine Crisis

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Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...' mockup

Iran Talks - 'Okay...let's see...let's go over your new proposals to seriously resolve grave obstacles to world peace...'

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Wannabe Diplomat T-Shirts Collection

Wannabe Diplomat Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for future diplomats—perfect for their morning coffee or tea.

Wannabe Diplomat Pillows

Comfort meets ambition with our pillows designed for wannabe diplomats—bring a playful touch to their living space.

Wannabe Diplomat Prints

Inspire their diplomatic journey with art prints that combine humor and style—ideal for their personal space or office.