Romantic Diplomat T-Shirts

'These are all the coalitions I've formed.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Militant Pacifists

EU

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

Landing That Tough Account

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Why did you start this war, you lousy, democracy-obsessed Nazi!"

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

'Heeheehee! My guests will love it!'

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I sure hope the negotiations go well."

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

Juncker: He Had a Dream...

Putin's Russia

'Our foreign policy is making me depressed. So let's just stick to screwing up our domestic policy.'

The Manager's Wife.

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

Rumors of war...rumors of peace.