Amateur Diplomat Gifts

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Conflict In Palestine

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Militant Pacifists

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

EU

Obama visits Mexico

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim-Putin Summit

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

Pawn Stars

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

More Excuses to Stay in Afghanistan

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Munich Security Conference