Golf Club Improviser Gifts

'Before you know it you'll be out swinging a golf club at your insurance agent.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Jazz is Invented

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

Spiderman at the Improv

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Castaway with a tennis court.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

Piano desk.

Inflate a job!

Audience Participation