Golf Club Improviser Pillows

'Before you know it you'll be out swinging a golf club at your insurance agent.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jazz is Invented

Allegro con molto espresso

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Cheating Death.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Castaway with a tennis court.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"As these negotiations break down and tensions rise, keep in mind that when this ends we're still members of the same improv troupe."

Inflate a job!

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Now that we've invented language, let's learn to ad lib!'

Piano desk.

Audience Participation

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."